Fantasy Football is for Losers.
I was listening to Jim Rome yesterday, something I try to avoid doing and he asked the following rhetorical question:
“Who listening to this show doesn’t play fantasay football?”
“Me jerkoff,” I yelled into my radio. Read the story »
Please vote for the sexy president

Hey, do me a solid and vote for the sexy president, ok? Sarah Palin spoke at the Republican National Convention last night and she was off the hook. I can easily say that she has the “goods” to be President. Come on, how do you think Barack Obama is going to fare when it comes down to the swimsuit portion of the contest?
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