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Fantasy Football is for Losers.

  I was listening to Jim Rome yesterday, something I try to avoid doing and he asked the following rhetorical... 

The Best Labor Day Story Ever!

The best labor day story ever,  doesnt have to do with Labor Day at all. I was at a party with a Keg... 

Maury Povich Proves There’s No Hope For Mankind

Maury Povich Show I took a sick day today. I’ve earned it, I’m perfect. And what better way... 

Cincinnati attacked by killer bugs

A deadly force Move over cicadas, Cincinnati is being terrorized by a new bug. One that is 1000x times... 

Some JACKED UP ladies

Sometimes I can’t think of anything good to write about. Tonight is one of those nights. I’ll... 

Guilty Pleasures

Guilty Pleasure #6 Edging My Lawn

After growing up in apartment complexes with lazy property managers and slum lords, I now live in a... 

Guilty Pleasure #5 Valances

… Man, say what you will about Valances… but God Damn, they can make a dull ass window look... 

Guilty Pleasure # 4 - Women’s Gymnastics

… It’s an Olympic year. A summer Olympic year. In the winter, you shit on figure skating... 

Guilty Pleasure # 3 - Amaretto Sours

… Order one of these and face a night of finger pointing by your buddies. Buddies who are usually... 

Guilty Pleasure # 2 - Miley Cyrus

… I haven’t posted in a while. I was gonna, but I read Mr. Perfect’s New Kids on the... 

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